As the manager of the Performance sits before the curtain on the boards and looks into the Fair, a feeling of profound melancholy comes over him in his survey of the bustling place. There is a great quantity of eating and drinking, making love and jilting, laughing and the contrary, smoking, cheating, fighting, dancing and fiddling; there are bullies pushing about, bucks ogling the women, knaves picking pockets, policemen on the look-out, quacks (other quacks, plague take them!) bawling in front of their booths, and yokels looking up at the tinselled dancers and poor old rouged tumblers, while the light-fingered folk are operating upon their pockets behind. Yes, this is Vanity Fair; not a moral place certainly; nor a merry one, though very noisy. Look at the faces of the actors and buffoons when they come off from their business; and Tom Fool washing the paint off his cheeks before he sits down to dinner with his wife and the little Jack Puddings behind the canvas. The curtain will be up presently, and he will be turning over head and heels, and crying, "How are you?"

A man with a reflective turn of mind, walking through an exhibition of this sort, will not be oppressed, I take it, by his own or other people's hilarity. An episode of humour or kindness touches and amuses him here and there--a pretty child looking at a gingerbread stall; a pretty girl blushing whilst her lover talks to her and chooses her fairing; poor Tom Fool, yonder behind the waggon, mumbling his bone with the honest family which lives by his tumbling; but the general impression is one more melancholy than mirthful. When you come home you sit down in a sober, contemplative, not uncharitable frame of mind, and apply yourself to your books or your business.

I have no other moral than this to tag to the present story of "Vanity Fair." Some people consider Fairs immoral altogether, and eschew such, with their servants and families: very likely they are right. But persons who think otherwise, and are of a lazy, or a benevolent, or a sarcastic mood, may perhaps like to step in for half an hour, and look at the performances. There are scenes of all sorts; some dreadful combats, some grand and lofty horse-riding, some scenes of high life, and some of very middling indeed; some love-making for the sentimental, and some light comic business; the whole accompanied by appropriate scenery and brilliantly illuminated with the Author's own candles.

What more has the Manager of the Performance to say?-- To acknowledge the kindness with which it has been received in all the principal towns of England through which the Show has passed, and where it has been most favourably noticed by the respected conductors of the public Press, and by the Nobility and Gentry. He is proud to think that his Puppets have given satisfaction to the very best company in this empire. The famous little Becky Puppet has been pronounced to be uncommonly flexible in the joints, and lively on the wire; the Amelia Doll, though it has had a smaller circle of admirers, has yet been carved and dressed with the greatest care by the artist; the Dobbin Figure, though apparently clumsy, yet dances in a very amusing and natural manner; the Little Boys' Dance has been liked by some; and please to remark the richly dressed figure of the Wicked Nobleman, on which no expense has been spared, and which Old Nick will fetch away at the end of this singular performance.

And with this, and a profound bow to his patrons, the Manager retires, and the curtain rises.

London, June 28, 1848

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目录(68章)

Before the Curtain

Chapter I: Chiswick Mall

Chapter II: In Which Miss Sharp and Miss Sedley Prepare to Open the Campaign

Chapter III: Rebecca Is in Presence of the Enemy

Chapter IV: The Green Silk Purse

Chapter V: Dobbin of Ours

Chapter VI: Vauxhall

Chapter VII: Crawley of Queen's Crawley

Chapter VIII: Miss Rebecca Sharp to Miss Amelia Sedley, Russell Square, London.

Chapter IX: Family Portraits

Chapter X: Miss Sharp Begins to Make Friends

Chapter XI: Arcadian Simplicity

Chapter XII: Quite a Sentimental Chapter

Chapter XIII: Sentimental and Otherwise

Chapter XIV: Miss Crawley at Home

Chapter XV: In Which Rebecca's Husband Appears for a Short Time

Chapter XVI: The Letter on the Pincushion

Chapter XVII: How Captain Dobbin Bought a Piano

Chapter XVIII: Who Played on the Piano Captain Dobbin Bought

Chapter XIX: Miss Crawley at Nurse

Chapter XX: In Which Captain Dobbin Acts as the Messenger of Hymen -

Chapter XXI: A Quarrel About an Heiress

Chapter XXII: A Marriage and Part of a Honeymoon -

Chapter XXIII: Captain Dobbin Proceeds on His Canvass

Chapter XXIV: In Which Mr. Osborne Takes Down the Family Bible

Chapter XXV: In Which All the Principal Personages Think Fit to Leave Brighton

Chapter XXVI: Between London and Chatham

Chapter XXVII: In Which Amelia Joins Her Regiment

Chapter XXVIII: In Which Amelia Invades the Low Countries

Chapter XXIX: Brussels

Chapter XXX: "The Girl I Left Behind Me"

Chapter XXXI: In Which Jos Sedley Takes Care of His Sister

Chapter XXXII: In Which Jos Takes Flight, and the War Is Brought to a Close

Chapter XXXIII: In Which Miss Crawley's Relations Are Very Anxious About Her

Chapter XXXIV: James Crawley's Pipe Is Put Out

Chapter XXXV: Widow and Mother

Chapter XXXVI: How to Live Well on Nothing a Year

Chapter XXXVII: The Subject Continued

Chapter XXXVIII: A Family in a Very Small Way

Chapter XXXIX: A Cynical Chapter

Chapter XL: In Which Becky Is Recognized by the Family

Chapter XLI: In Which Becky Revisits the Halls of Her Ancestors

Chapter XLII: Which Treats of the Osborne Family

Chapter XLIII: In Which the Reader Has to Double the Cape

Chapter XLIV: A Round-about Chapter between London and Hampshire

Chapter XLV: Between Hampshire and London

Chapter XLVI: Struggles and Trials

Chapter XLVII: Gaunt House

Chapter XLVIII: In Which the Reader Is Introduced to the Very Best of Company

Chapter XLIX: In Which We Enjoy Three Courses and a Dessert

Chapter L: Contains a Vulgar Incident

Chapter LI: In Which a Charade Is Acted Which May or May Not Puzzle the Reader -

Chapter LII: In Which Lord Steyne Shows Himself in a Most Amiable Light

Chapter LIII

Chapter LIV: Sunday After the Battle

Chapter LV: In Which the Same Subject is Pursued

Chapter LVI: Georgy is Made a Gentleman

Chapter LVII: Eothen

Chapter LVIII: Our Friend the Major

Chapter LIX: The Old Piano

Chapter LX: Returns to the Genteel World

Chapter LXI: In Which Two Lights are Put Out

Chapter LXII: Am Rhein

Chapter LXIII: In Which We Meet an Old Acquaintance

Chapter LXIV: A Vagabond Chapter

Chapter LXV: Full of Business and Pleasure

Chapter LXVI: Amantium Irae

Chapter LXVII: Which Contains Births, Marriages, and Deaths